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I have a great clip of the DKs doing “Moral Majority”; that was my second choice.

Guess I will have to see what happens here.

I hate to disappoint the church burnin’ ebola boys but I won’t be commenting on UD in the future. I just told the smarmy Canadian cross dresser to go fuck itself in an email. It would have banned me in any case as it’s nowhere near as cool as Bill Dembski. The stick up its disgusting ass could make a redwood feel inadequate. I’m going to go ahead and forgive Bill for this monumental brainfart as he’s going through some long term bad shit on the homefront with a sick child. I felt bad about bailing out on him at a time like this but he forced my hand. No big deal. I had a few extra hours today to finish rebuilding the carbs on my jetboat (it’s back together and running great) and throw a ball in the water for my puppy. He’s napping at my feet on the houseboat at the moment. I think we’ll go out for a swim and then take the jetboat for a longer validation run.

P.S. if my dog was as ugly as the Canadian cross dresser I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

HAHAHA - I kill me sometimes!

(Originally posted here at our old blogspot blog before we moved.)

I’m particularly proud of the little “about” blurb. A huge thanks to AtBC for being such a wonderful archive of Tard (Tardchive?); Dave’s “church burnin’ ebola boys” quote is too rich to let go to waste.