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The premier source of news for the tinfoil hat crowd, Worldnet Daily, is reporting that Darrell Ng, who worked on Fred Thompson’s unsuccesful presidential campaign, is calling for a boycott of Chuck Norris.

Even funnier than the concept of a Chuck Norris boycott is the reason behind it:

I’m starting a boycott of Chuck Norris because he has endorsed a presidential candidate and supports ideas that are far out of the mainstream. Specifically:

• He’s endorsed a candidate who says that he does not believe in evolution.
• He’s endorsed a candidate who called for the isolation of AIDS patients – long after the Centers for Disease Control determined that the virus was not spread by casual contact. Even this year, the candidate declined to recant those views.

If this means that I’m going to have to stop watching his movies, I’m way ahead of Darrell Ng. The last time I saw Chuck Norris in a movie was in Dodgeball. The last time I watched a movie that starred Chuck Norris was probably 1985. If this means I have to stop watching Walker, Texas Ranger, I can do Mr. Ng one better. I’ve never even started watching that piece of crap show. Does this mean I’ll have to stop repeating Chuck Norris Facts? I - along with the rest of the world - stopped doing that about a year ago. Darrell Ng might as well ask me to boycott eating broken glass.

The Boycott Chuck Norris site also has comments enabled, and as one might expect from Huckabee supporters, the Tard runs high.

And for your information, the THEORY of evolution did not even really exist until 1859 - and by then we were on our fifteenth President. Ever check how many of our Presidents have referenced our “Creator” in their Inauguration speeches? Actually, I’ve never heard of a U.S. President publicly acknowledging that they DIDN’T believe in creation.

It looks like someone hasn’t read their Tard Style Manual. You only type in ALL CAPS if you want something to be true. If something is false, you put it in “scare quotes”.

Darrell Ng is doing the impossible. He’s asking wingnuts to boycott Chuck Norris because he’s a wingnut. For the rest of us, this is going to be the easiest boycott ever.