Experiencing some Technical Difficulties… please be patient
Unless you’re reading the front page, every other post and page on this site is generating a 404 error. For the past three days, CBEB’s has been the target of a rather feeble DDoS attack, but it looks as if the database for this blog has been screwed up.
Be patient… things will be back in order soon enough.
I’m running out of naming options for these increasingly sick people. I started out a month ago with Church Burners. Then I had to add Ebola Boys. Church Burning Ebola Boys. Now what - Church Burning Baby Butchering Ebola Boys? That’s too long. Too unwieldy. Any suggestions would be appreciated. (Source: 
February 7th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Seems OK now.
Oddly, WordPress.com was acting wonky for a while today as well.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:56 am
It turns out I zigged when I should have zagged. Here’s the deal…
Ever since Denyse published her “Enemies of Intelligent Design” post (I’m not pointing fingers, just giving a handy frame of reference), someone has been accessing the site through what appear to be dialup accounts in Italy, Czechoslovakia and parts unknown. In the space of an hour, they access every page on the site about 20 times. It wasn’t causing huge problems, but it was slowing things down during peak hours.
I had to modify a file to block these IPs, but instead of modifying the file, I overwrote an already existing file that Wordpress needed for site navigation. Fortunately, there was a backup, so things are now running smoothly… until I fuck things up again.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:48 am
Parts unknown? I see the work of an intelligent designer… But the work of unseen supernatural agents should not be ruled out.
Wankers.
Looking forward to BPSDB.ORG.
And my eBay purchase of “Man of the Century” just arrived.
February 8th, 2008 at 6:27 am
Not trying to be too much of a smart ass but there has not been a Czechoslovakia in a few years.
February 8th, 2008 at 7:15 am
That’s right… it’s the Czech Republic now, isn’t it? Old habits die hard. Texas A&I University became Texas A&M University - Kingsville fifteen years ago and I still call it Texas A&I.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I have no patients. If I did, I’d be a doctor. ba-dum dump Ching!
Tip your waitress!