Darwin Day is coming…
Charles Darwin’s birthday is just a few days away, and I’m going to celebrate it Church Burnin’ Ebola Boy-style. In addition to the Grand Opening of Blogging on PseudoScientific DoucheBags, I’ve got something special planned for CBEB’s.
See below for more details…
A quiet country church:
Oh noes! Pirates!!1!
What happens next? Stay tuned for more…
I’m running out of naming options for these increasingly sick people. I started out a month ago with Church Burners. Then I had to add Ebola Boys. Church Burning Ebola Boys. Now what - Church Burning Baby Butchering Ebola Boys? That’s too long. Too unwieldy. Any suggestions would be appreciated. (Source: 
February 10th, 2008 at 12:40 am
I’m going to celebrate Darwin Day by evolving into a pygmy. Or possibly a dwarf.
Oh, and if at least three of those pirates don’t die of ebola, I’ll be very disappointed.
Bob
February 10th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Are you sure those aren’t ass-pirates? They look kinda like they’re about to bust out with a chorus of “YMCA.”
CB