CBEB’s

After I posted that atrocious Pledge of Allegiance “comedy” video the other day, Blake Stacey was kind enough to put up some Bill Hicks clips in the hopes that those lost brain cells would regenerate. It’s too soon to tell if it worked or not, but as my way of saying “Thank you”, here’s a clip that somehow manages to bridge the gap between the genius of Bill Hicks and unfunny Christian standup. I’m not a huge fan of Joe Rogan. In fact, he’s somewhat of a prick, if you ask me. He’s supposedly a 9/11 Troofer, and he believes the moon landings were hoaxed. Not everyone is all bad, though. Joe also has caused Carlos Mencia - an even bigger douche than Rogan - lots of grief, so he earns a few points for that.

This clip features a few minutes of Rogan’s bit about someone trying to explain Noah’s Ark to an eight year-old retarded boy. It’s kinda funny, but the best part is after Joe’s routine. Some guy from Wyatt Archaeological Research confronts Rogan after the show and tries to tell him that Noah’s Ark has indeed been found. It only takes a few seconds before the weasel words appear, but the guy remains confident as ever. What amazes me is that someone would publicly announce their affiliation with Ron Wyatt. To me, that’s an association most people would want to keep a secret… like being in NAMBLA, the Klan, or being a Discovery Institute Fellow.