CBEB’s

It’s been a week, so some of you may be wondering where the hell I am. Here’s a list of reasons why I haven’t gotten a new computer yet:

1. The Evil Atheist Conspiracy doesn’t pay shit
2. I haven’t yet knocked over enough liquor stores
3. I’m too distracted because the new season of American Idol has captured my heart
4. Massive amounts of red tape involved in getting some money out of an account

One of the above reasons is true; I’ll leave it up to you to decide for yourself.

I might have a new computer this weekend. If not, by the middle of next week. I’m going through some serious tard and LOLcat withdrawals, so I can’t wait. During the downtime, I’ve finally finished Splinter Cell: Double Agent and managed to get hooked on Showtime’s The Tudors.

I miss the gang at After the Bar Closes and hope to soon be back in the thick of things.