Comments on: Pet Peeves http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/14/pet-peeves/ The Church Burnin' Ebola Blog Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:04:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Arden Chatfield http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/14/pet-peeves/#comment-477 Arden Chatfield Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:41:48 +0000 http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/14/pet-peeves/#comment-477 <i>The worst of all, however, is the middle-aged hipster who thinks he’s on the cutting edge of the music scene because he’s bought an album by a “new” artist. A few years ago, every balding father of three who crossed my path thought they were the shit because they had just bought a Norah Jones CD. Nothing against Norah Jones, but if you think owning a Norah Jones CD makes you cool, you’ve probably never been cool in your entire life.</i> "I'm completely out of it with modern music. You want to know how out of it I am? I think Nirvana is a cool new band." - Handsome Dick Manitoba, ca. 2002 <i>“Hey guy, I see you’re wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. I guess you think dying young is cool. Let me tell you about another rocker who died young; his name is Jesus Christ”. You know who else is going to die young? You, if you don’t shut the fuck up, asshole.</i> "Did I ever tell you about the time I had dinner with Groucho?" "You'll be having dinner with Groucho TONIGHT if you don't shut up!" The worst of all, however, is the middle-aged hipster who thinks he’s on the cutting edge of the music scene because he’s bought an album by a “new” artist. A few years ago, every balding father of three who crossed my path thought they were the shit because they had just bought a Norah Jones CD. Nothing against Norah Jones, but if you think owning a Norah Jones CD makes you cool, you’ve probably never been cool in your entire life.

“I’m completely out of it with modern music. You want to know how out of it I am? I think Nirvana is a cool new band.” - Handsome Dick Manitoba, ca. 2002

“Hey guy, I see you’re wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. I guess you think dying young is cool. Let me tell you about another rocker who died young; his name is Jesus Christ”. You know who else is going to die young? You, if you don’t shut the fuck up, asshole.

“Did I ever tell you about the time I had dinner with Groucho?”
“You’ll be having dinner with Groucho TONIGHT if you don’t shut up!”

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]]> By: RoaldFalcon http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/14/pet-peeves/#comment-443 RoaldFalcon Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:42:24 +0000 http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/14/pet-peeves/#comment-443 So you think you have pet peeves? There was another man once who had pet peeves. His name was Jesus Christ. It's right there in Matthew 23.... So you think you have pet peeves? There was another man once who had pet peeves. His name was Jesus Christ. It’s right there in Matthew 23….

]]> By: J-Dog http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/14/pet-peeves/#comment-442 J-Dog Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:48:28 +0000 http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/14/pet-peeves/#comment-442 Fine You got YOUR Pet Peeves? Well, since you asked... PREACHERS! OF ALL KINDS (BARAMINS).! What's the deal with that? They are all parasites, living off the work of others. I did however, think of a useful contribution they could make to society - help pay off the national debt. We sign up McCain's pet preacher Hagge and Obama's pet snake Wright to commit to a Death Match. Two go in - Only one comes out alive! You could go pay, or bid Fox and MSNBC against each other. Other benefits that come to mind - one less parasite in the world, regardless of who wins. If Wright cashes it in, that's one less stumbling block to Barack's campaign, so that's good too. My money would be on Wright. Sure, he looks old, but he looks tough. Hagee is slimey and greasy, but he looks really soft. Of course, being a Rethuglican, he'd probably cheat... We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging... Thanks for listening. Fine You got YOUR Pet Peeves? Well, since you asked… PREACHERS! OF ALL KINDS (BARAMINS).! What’s the deal with that? They are all parasites, living off the work of others. I did however, think of a useful contribution they could make to society - help pay off the national debt.

We sign up McCain’s pet preacher Hagge and Obama’s pet snake Wright to commit to a Death Match. Two go in - Only one comes out alive! You could go pay, or bid Fox and MSNBC against each other. Other benefits that come to mind - one less parasite in the world, regardless of who wins. If Wright cashes it in, that’s one less stumbling block to Barack’s campaign, so that’s good too.

My money would be on Wright. Sure, he looks old, but he looks tough. Hagee is slimey and greasy, but he looks really soft. Of course, being a Rethuglican, he’d probably cheat…

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging… Thanks for listening.

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