Comments on: I thought this only happened to Spinal Tap drummers http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/17/i-thought-this-only-happened-to-spinal-tap-drummers/ The Church Burnin' Ebola Blog Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:55:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Mister DNA http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/17/i-thought-this-only-happened-to-spinal-tap-drummers/#comment-476 Mister DNA Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:20:43 +0000 http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/17/i-thought-this-only-happened-to-spinal-tap-drummers/#comment-476 Thanks to the alt.binaries.sounds.mp3 hierarchy, I have a lot of stuff that I wouldn't otherwise buy. As much as I praise old-school punk and Hillbilly music, I've got a real soft spot for Bubblegum music. It pains me to have to make this confession, but my love of Bubblegum runs so deep that I <i>did</i> purchase a Brady Bunch CD. And I listen to it. For non-ironic purposes, even. I know, I know... there goes my street cred. The sucker MCs are now gonna think I'm soft... Thanks to the alt.binaries.sounds.mp3 hierarchy, I have a lot of stuff that I wouldn’t otherwise buy. As much as I praise old-school punk and Hillbilly music, I’ve got a real soft spot for Bubblegum music.

It pains me to have to make this confession, but my love of Bubblegum runs so deep that I did purchase a Brady Bunch CD. And I listen to it. For non-ironic purposes, even.

I know, I know… there goes my street cred. The sucker MCs are now gonna think I’m soft…

]]> By: carlsonjok http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/17/i-thought-this-only-happened-to-spinal-tap-drummers/#comment-471 carlsonjok Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:14:10 +0000 http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/17/i-thought-this-only-happened-to-spinal-tap-drummers/#comment-471 Please don't tell me that you actually have an ABBA CD. Please don’t tell me that you actually have an ABBA CD.

]]> By: Erasmus, FCD http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/17/i-thought-this-only-happened-to-spinal-tap-drummers/#comment-464 Erasmus, FCD Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:17:04 +0000 http://www.cbebs.org/2008/03/17/i-thought-this-only-happened-to-spinal-tap-drummers/#comment-464 I'm afraid that the conclusion that this death was accidental, and particularly the conclusion that it <i>was not</i> a bizarre gardening accident, are quite premature. A man's dead. A man has been killed. That means this man had a killer. Glass door indeed. Who is really the killer? That's for you to find out. See, <b>I’m afraid that’s beyond the scope of this investigation. After all, it’s obvious these cuts to the neck are designed in a manner that would attract murders, so it could have been anything or anyone. There might even be those who say that aliens murdered your drummer, but that’s mere speculation. Judging from the way the evidence at the scene gives absolutely no compelling reasons to believe that any crime was committed, I’m guessing this crime was someone reasonably intelligent, but that’s the most I can say. We may never know who did it.</b> That's how the gritty no-nonsense detective and book reviewer from Anywhere, North Texas woulda done it. I’m afraid that the conclusion that this death was accidental, and particularly the conclusion that it was not a bizarre gardening accident, are quite premature.

A man’s dead. A man has been killed. That means this man had a killer. Glass door indeed. Who is really the killer? That’s for you to find out.

See, I’m afraid that’s beyond the scope of this investigation. After all, it’s obvious these cuts to the neck are designed in a manner that would attract murders, so it could have been anything or anyone. There might even be those who say that aliens murdered your drummer, but that’s mere speculation. Judging from the way the evidence at the scene gives absolutely no compelling reasons to believe that any crime was committed, I’m guessing this crime was someone reasonably intelligent, but that’s the most I can say. We may never know who did it.

That’s how the gritty no-nonsense detective and book reviewer from Anywhere, North Texas woulda done it.

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