Say hello to my little friend
No, this isn’t my new pet. I was going through some old photos and thought I’d share this one.
Thanks to the South Texas humidity, we’ve got tons of cockroaches down here. In the summer, if you’re outside after sundown, they’ll fly straight at you from out of nowhere. I know several people who are terrified of the little suckers; they creep me out, but I don’t think I could live down here if I was phobic of cockroaches.
You won’t be seeing this guy at Cute Overload, but someone
from AtBC will inevitably be putting him through the Lolcat Builder.
I found this little guy on my front porch a couple of years ago. At first, I thought it was some sort of cocoon, but then it started crawling… I got this photo before I busted out the can of Raid. Roaches are bad enough, but I didn’t want this bastard breeding. If you let one mutant cockroach slide, the next thing you know, they’re developing opposable thumbs.
I’m running out of naming options for these increasingly sick people. I started out a month ago with Church Burners. Then I had to add Ebola Boys. Church Burning Ebola Boys. Now what - Church Burning Baby Butchering Ebola Boys? That’s too long. Too unwieldy. Any suggestions would be appreciated. (Source: 
